Revenge of the Birds. Eric Peters. Wow. I would call it sophomoric, but he was a few years away from that grade in school at the time. Revenge of the Birds is one of those artifacts you have no idea what to do with except to build your life around it in radical devotion.
I guess the only thing to be done is to put it into a vault and wear white gloves to retrieve it every anniversary for a reading robed in hooded gowns and toasting the famous victory of Geolly Chester. Fireworks, bolt-tightening, and rock-bouncing will go on into the night.