The contest is the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award.
I made it into the top 1,000,000,000,000 and am therefore pretty sure to win.
OK, really it’s only the top 1,000. It was based solely on the book pitch (short summary of the book). This is good. Next they narrow it down to the Top 250 (reading an excerpt from the book).
It’s like American Idol except with no idols or Americans and it’s non-sexy writers like me with pale skin and agoraphobia who only go out when the next Star Trek sequel is in theaters.
Here are the top 1,000 if anyone wants to scroll down and find my name (don’t really do that, Mom).
I’ll be sure to update everyone when I crash and burn in the next round.
Thanks for all the nice remarks on Facebook yesterday!
Possible cover for my novel?