Our kids are studying Canada in school and so I did a little search for a documentary on Netflix. This is what was suggested.
I ask you, so-called “gentle” neighbors to the North, what’s the connection between Canadian History and Satanic Stories? This concerns me because in two prominent places my own family has cross-pollinated with this species of person from yon land. Should I be worried? Satan does appear as an angel of light, or perhaps as an even-tempered hockey enthusiast?
I love Canada. And Canadians. So, what’s your favorite Canadian joke, eh? (This, I guess, counts as diabolical humor?)
This one is from Andrew Mackay, Canadian, and one of mainest of main men:
“A Scotsman was in northern Ontario visiting, and they took him to see a moose. The Scotsman says, “If that’s the size of your moose, I’d hate to see your rat.”
Seems innocent enough. But that’s how they drag you down to hell. Where do you think the expression, “A cold day in hell,” came from?
Canada. That’s where.