Defenestration to Blame for Global Cooling?

After reading a particular portion of my novel my agent expressed an intense wish to defenestrate me.

That’s the kind of thing that happens when your agent has a fancy Ph.D.

To be fair, he was so very right about the section. Snip snip.


Note: Sure, it sounds great and all to have a learned agent, but I was literally raised in a “holler.”


  1. “Snip snip?” Don’t know what defenestrate is. I know about hollers and am currently experiencing global cooling, but I am unfamiliar with whatever defenestration is. Sounds personal.

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