While I Changed an Apocalyptic Diaper for His Baby Brother

“Daddy, you know what I will never, ever, never, ever, ever, ever do?”

“No, son. What’s that?”

“Fight against God. Or touch that yucky, stinky diaper.”


My oldest son is 3.


  1. Bless his heart! May the first part be true and the second part not be extended to all yucky, stinky diapers (or his future wife might not be impressed!).

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